Bits & Pieces (Tuesday Night Open Mic)

I a guy who wrote a blog novel got the novel published, there’s going to be a sequel soon, and now the first one has been made into a movie. It’s a weird book, but a great read. Reminded me of Stephen King filtered through tosh.0, in terms of writing style. Fun and imminently readable. It’s called John Dies At the End, and here’s the trailer:

Lionsgate tests simultaneous Facebook rental and DVD release. Is there anyone here who has ever or would ever rent a movie on Facebook? Amazon.com, Netflix, Flixter, sure. But Facebook? Well, maybe.

Dennis Hoff plans to open a sci-fi theme brothel in Nevada. That sounds fun.

I just watched Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory. It was strange to watch Gary Gitchell, the lead West Memphis investigator on the case, talking about the case at the time, and then to come in to work the next day and have him walk by my cubicle (he’s head of security for the district). Didn’t really realize until watching the movie that that’s who he was.

All I could think during most of the movie, with the Johnny Depps and Peter Jacksons coming out to hire the best forensic folks to review the case, is that—while these 3 men were not lucky, given their circumstances–they sure are lucky they’re white. Given the prison population in this country, demographically, they couldn’t find someone non-caucasian who had been railroaded to produce 3 HBO documentaries about, and then an independent film?

Bits & Pieces (Friday Night Comics)(aka Figuring Out How to Create a Post and Schedule It)

NOTE for scheduling posts it appears that the default is Greenwich Mean Time, so you’ll have to do a little math to figure out when you want it to post; at least, we’ll know if I’m right if this pops up at 1800 EST/1700 CST/1600 MST/1500 PST this afternoon!


Update as of 1/13/2012 2219 MST: the blog is now set to MST (as the “old” ATiM was) so as long as we don’t muck around with the time zone–as I was doing today–everything should be fine.


For Scott, Mr McWingnut, and any other AGW deniers out there. . . you know who you are!  🙂

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Never forget the science. . . science is our friend!

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It’s all the Muppets’ faults.  Maybe we should stop linking their videos–it might have a bad influence on us and whether or not we believe in Universal Healthcare and the ACA. . . oh, wait, too late!

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At least one of my cats has never figured out that this is how my beagle gets away with things:

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Never thought about it that way!

Frazz


All of the above were in Wednesday’s paper here in SLC–I haven’t laughed out loud at so many comics in one day in ages.  And, finally, in honor of Tuesday’s story in The Advocate:

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Pat Bagley, our local editorial cartoonist.  Yee-haw!


Well, that seemed to be pretty painless–and, too cool! The buttons along the top (like bold and italic) automatically show you the html code if you’re editing in that window, so you don’t have to remember the code.  Now we’ll see if it’s scheduled correctly. . .


Forgot to change the scheduled time to MST, so we’ll see what happens in four minutes.

Let the countdown begin!


Update again as of 1/13/2012 2225: you can edit the size of the images (in this case, the comics) by clicking on them and then selecting the little icon that looks like a jpg icon in the upper left hand corner of the image (“Edit image”). I just reduced the size of each of them.

There’s a bit of a learning curve that we’re having to go through again, but I’m thinking that this site is going to be even better than Blogger was at its best. . . thanks, Kevin, lms and Scott!


Michigoose

Bits and Pieces (Jumping in on Kevin’s Turf on a Friday Night)

I have no idea if this is actually a true story, but this ones for Mr Troll McWingnut:

Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of  Kingsville, TX. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville.  The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off.        

Just then a deafening roar over the mesquite treetops on Hwy 77 revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near its Naval Air home base location in Kingsville Tx.

Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Naval Base Commander in Kingsville for shutting down his radar equipment.

The reply came back in true USMC style:

Thank you for your letter …

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.   Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment’s location.   Fortunately, the Marine pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77 So. of Kingsville.

The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.  And, Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar.   It appears the filling is loose.  Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

Semper Fi!


I couldn’t get the link to format correctly, but ashotinthedark wanted to make sure that everyone knew about this:


More Vegetables Evolving Chocolate-Sauce-Filled Centers As Evolutionary Imperative
NOVEMBER 18, 2011 | ISSUE 47•46

AMES, IA—Leading agriculturalists reported Wednesday that many vegetables, including carrots, eggplants, and zucchini are evolving rich, creamy chocolate centers in order to ensure their survival as a species. “A crop must adapt to changes in the food-consumption environment and develop traits that encourage the plant’s cultivation and consumption,” said Professor Gavin Tibald of Iowa State University, showing off a recently discovered variety of beet that releases carbonated sugar water when its skin is pierced. “If a species doesn’t entice farmers and consumers with an ooey, gooey goodness, it will die off and be replaced by a plant that does.” A similar phenomenon was observed last year when Danish fishermen discovered a species of scallop that appeared to have perpetuated itself by growing a thick layer of bacon around its body.


Best wishes to you and Mrs. Ashot for a quick and easy delivery of the newest ashot this weekend!

— Michigoose

Bites & Pieces (Saturday Night Food Edition)

We’re having our usual slightly schizophrenic fall weather here in Salt Lake City. . . it was in the mid-to-upper 60s Thursday and Friday, and then I awoke to snow this morning. Not too bad–nothing what like Scott and Brent got last weekend–but enough to actually break out the shovel and get rid of it from the driveway and front walk. I live in a neighborhood called “SugarHouse” here in SLC, so called because one of the first things that the Mormon pioneers did when they started to settle the valley was to designate a site for a sugar mill and this is the neighborhood that sprang up around it. One of the things about SugarHouse that makes it stick out is the trees–since the sugar mill was sited here there is, of course, a stream that runs year-round running through this general area of the city, and we have some beautiful mature trees that line every street of the area. Unfortunately, many of them are non-native horse chestnut trees (otherwise known as, ahem, buckeyes)(yes, quarterback, buckeyes) that don’t drop their leaves until after there is a serious frost and several below-freezing nights. . . which don’t happen until well after the first snow here at altitude. Luckily today’s snow was “shovel-able” but not terribly heavy, so no limbs have come down yet.

Whenever the weather really starts to turn like this (many of you will remember that we had our first snow here over a month ago) I start thinking of stews, and even though lamb is traditionally a spring dish, it makes a lovely fall stew also. Plus, the eggplant puree has enough heft to it that, if you’re serving a mixture of carnivores and (non-fussy) vegetarians you can serve them both this dish and everyone will feel full. Score!
Lamb Stew with Eggplant Puree
(Adapted from Williams-Sonoma Mediterranean Cooking by Michigoose
Serves 4 – 6, and both the stew and the puree are even better the next day (just don’t combine before storing)
For the eggplant puree:
4 – 5 lb Eggplant
4 T Unsalted butter
4 T Flour
2 c Heavy cream, warmed
1 t Nutmeg (freshly ground)
1 c Parmesan cheese, grated
Preheat an oven to 450. Prick each eggplant all over to vent, then place in a baking pan and bake, turning occasionally so they cook evenly, until very soft (45 – 60 minutes). Remove from the oven, place in a colander to cool, and, when cool enough to handle, peel them and leave the flesh and seeds in the colander. Let stand for 15 minutes to drain off the bitter juices, then transfer the flesh to a food processor fitted with the metal blade and process until smooth. Set aside.
In a saucepan over medium-low heat, melt the butter. Add the flour and cook, stirring constantly (i.e., make a roux) until thickened but not browned (i.e., a blond roux). Add the warm cream and whisk until thickened, 3 – 5 minutes. Season the cream sauce to taste with salt and pepper and add the nutmeg. Add the pureed eggplant and Parmesan cheese to the cream sauce, mixing well. Heat through before serving.
For the lamb stew:
2 T Unsalted butter
1 T Olive oil
3 lb Boneless lamb shoulder, cubed
2 ea Yellow onions, chopped
1 t Allspice, ground
4 t Thyme, chopped (fresh, preferably from your herb garden [it survives under the snow here in SLC])
4 cl Garlic, minced (I really like garlic)
2 c Tomatoes, peeled, seeded and diced–I use two cans of good quality peeled tomatoes for this, rather than fresh, and break them apart with my fingers
1 c Chicken stock
In a heavy pot with a lid over medium-high heat, melt the butter with the oil. Divide the allspice and thyme in half and toss the lamb with the spices. Add the lamb and brown well on all sides (working in batches if necessary). Add the onions and salt and pepper to taste and saute, stirring, until the onions are soft and pale gold.
Add the remainder of the allspice and thyme, garlic and tomatoes to the pot and cook for about five minutes to combine. Add the stock, reduce the heat to low, cover and simmer until the lamb is tender, 45 – 60 minutes. Stir from time to time and add more stock (or water) if needed; when the lamb is done, there should be enough sauce to coat the meat and spill over onto the eggplant. Taste and adjust seasonings.
To serve, place a mound of eggplant puree in the middle of a bowl and heap around with the lamb stew for the carnivores, or just drizzle with some of the juice from the lamb stew for the vegetarians who aren’t fussy about it. This is about twice the ratio of puree:lamb stew than the original recipe (along with a fiddling of the original spices) since I’ve discovered that it is virtually impossible to have too much of the eggplant puree. . . even for those who think they don’t like eggplant. Enjoy, and stay warm!

Update: Post renamed per okie’s suggestion. Why didn’t I think of that???

Bits & Pieces (Wednesday Evening Open Mic)

I am on record as predicting Obama wins in 2012, based on historical trends. That is, the last incumbent to lose the Whitehouse without a 3rd party or primary challenger (folks who died or decided not to run don’t count) was Herbert Hoover.

However, the general level of dissatisfaction with government seems to be at an all-time high.

I can’t imagine a time when it’s been more likely that the majority of voters are going to go to the polls with a “throw the bums out” mentality.

41% of North American mobile phone users plant to buy the iPhone5. However, I intend, after the release of the iPhone5, to buy an iPhone4. Does pretty much everything I want, and I’m expecting they will cut the price. I can’t wait, because my iPhoneG3 sucks. The WiFi radio is dead (and since I don’t have the data plan, there’s no internet me, which makes getting any new apps on it a pain), and the battery is getting increasingly weak. I think I’ll have to get the data plan when I upgrade, but at $15 a month, I’ll live with it. I haven’t had a cellular data plan for about two years, and I miss it.

If you played a lot of video games in the 80s and 90s, and you haven’t heard of the Angry Videogame Nerd, you need to. He does a lot of great old video game reviews, most of them negative (about games he hates) and laced with profanity.

However, this is a special announcement (a positive “special message, without pro
fanity) review about an obscure title called Ninja Baseball BatMan.

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Warning: there will be some more AVGN embeds from in the future. I love the profanity strewn show, the coverage of so many classic video games and consoles, and apparently he’s moved to a format (blip.tv) that I can actually see and embed. So . . . I will! The Moonwalker review is a classic.

Ever wondered if there were parochial schools for Scientologist (I can never type that word without thinking of Frank Zappa’s Joe’s Garage, and L. Ron Hoover and the First Church of Appliantology)? Well, wonder no more. There is one: Delphian! — KW

We’re so damn smart on this blog people should start paying us for what we write! Here’s a guy who’s paid to come to the same conclusion that we did last night about Melissa Harris-Perry’s piece:

It is far too early, of course, to know how race will affect Obama’s performance in the general election in November 2012. It may also be true that liberals do not give Obama
sufficient credit for his legislative accomplishments. But for the moment at least, I don’t think we [can] confidently attribute the differences between Obama’s and Clinton’s support among the general public to race.
He’s got charts and everything to back his point up. Score for ATiM!
Michigoose

Couldn’t resist passing this on. . .

Michi again

Bits & Pieces (Tuesday Evening Open Mic)

Well, wouldja look at that. Reapportioning the congressional districts in order to improve governance. . . nice to know that at least one person who gets paid to blog has the same idea that I do!

. . . My preferred solution, which is plenty dreamy enough, is reapportion reform. If independent agents redrew the election districts in the states with the mandate to minimize the number of safe seats for either party, and to maximize the number that would be competitive, most of the extremism that characterizes our politics today would disappear. Both Democratic and Republican candidates would have to compete for the big middle. All views would still get aired, and the hardcore elements of both parties would still have influence. But no longer would they be able to shut down the political process as the GOP did during the debt ceiling issue.

Is this idea too dreamy? Not really. Fair play is a core American value, and instinctively we repel against the most extreme of the gerrymandered districts, regardless of which party we favor. Moreover, increasing competition is a neat market solution is an inherently comprehensible path to take in a country that likes market solutions to problems. This is a path that would open up with only a little pushing. Already California has moved in this direction, and as California usually goes, so goes the nation. It’s too late to do anything about reapportionment this time, but reform should be advanced now, while the concept is fresh in the public’s mind.

Michigoose


This strikes me as just a little bit odd. Financial traders are more reckless that psychopaths??? Really??? [I thought they were about equally reckless; surprised to find out they are more reckless – KW]

A new study from a Swiss University finds that financial traders are more uncooperative than psychopaths, and also that they have a greater tendency for lying and risk-taking.

As part of their executive MBA thesis at the University of St. Gallen in Switzerland, forensic psychiatrist Thomas Noll, a chief administrator at the Pöschwies prison near Zurich, and co-author Pascal Scherrer studied the behavior of 28 financial traders in a decision-making game, comparing their performances with those of people who were diagnosed as psychopaths.



They expected to find that, like the psychopaths, the traders would be uncooperative with others, but that they’d perform better at the game because, as Mr. Noll said, traders “are supposed to be good at making money. In social interactions, they’re supposed to be good at performing.”


But the two authors were shocked to discover that the traders were actually more uncooperative and egocentric than psychopaths when playing a prisoner’s dilemma game — a type of gaming scenario where participants can choose to cooperate or betray each other.

Moreover, even though the traders lied and took risks more than their psychopathic counterparts, their performance at the game was about the same as the control group. This means the traders not only didn’t play well with others, they also didn’t do any better at the game than regular Joes.

Michigoose


Maybe this was discussed over the weekend, but the media ran amuck with stories about Obama criticizing his base following his speech in front of the Congressional Black Caucus. I thought this was in interesting take from an interestingly named blog that turned the usual “liberal media” perspective on its head. — Ashot


The floor is yours, kids!