This may or may not be your thing, but I found this to be hilarious. The only flaw that I can see is the use of guns, which were not in the original.
And here’s the original
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This may or may not be your thing, but I found this to be hilarious. The only flaw that I can see is the use of guns, which were not in the original.
And here’s the original
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The conventional story line behind the passage of the new Dodd-Frank regulations, and in particular the Volcker rule, is that prior to 2008 banks were using federally guaranteed deposits to engage in highly risky “bets” using complex and esoteric derivative products which eventually blew up, necessitating a government bailout of the banks. In order to prevent taxpayers from yet again having to bear the cost of these risky bets going bad in the future banking activity needs to be much more heavily regulated and indeed much activity, such as these “bets” using derivatives, needs to be prevented entirely.
When it is pointed out, as I did yesterday, that in fact the “bailout” of the banks didn’t cost the taxpayers anything, and that the taxpayer has actually netted a profit on the assistance provided to banks during the 2008/09 crisis, the usual retort (although admittedly not in evidence yesterday) is that the bailout of AIG, while not officially a bank bailout, was in reality a backdoor bailout of the banks, and that particular bailout has not only not netted any profit for taxpayers, it is almost certainly going to result in a loss. While this is certainly a reasonable point to make, it also demonstrates the folly behind the conventional belief that it was “risky bets” on derivatives that resulted in bank losses.
The reason that the AIG bailout can be seen as an implicit bank bailout is that AIG owed the banks (or it owed some banks/institutions which in turn owed others) a lot of money on its derivative trades, and if AIG defaulted on its obligations, the banks would be out a lot of money. But if these were simple, outright bets of the sort routinely condemned by those in favor of Volcker or Glass-Steagall on the part of the banks, the bailout would have been totally unnecessary because the bank “losses” would have simply been paper losses of profit, not an actual drain on bank capital. The reason that AIG’s failure to pay would have been so devastating to the banks is because the gains from the “bets” with AIG were needed to offset losses that were being incurred elsewhere on other positions, for example corporate and real estate lending activities. In other words, the “risky bets” with AIG must in fact have been hedges, not outright bets. To draw an analogy, if you make a $1 million dollar bet with your neighbor on the outcome of the Super Bowl, but he fails to pay you when you win, you have, strictly speaking, “lost” $1 million dollars, but you aren’t going to have to sell your house and bankrupt yourself because of it. You haven’t actually “lost” any of your previously held capital at all.
The real problem, of course, was not that the banks lost on their “bets”, but that without the payouts from these “bets” that they had actually “won”, the banks stood to lose actual capital on the positions that the AIG “bets” were meant to hedge. Looked at another way, the losses the banks faced due to an AIG collapse were not due to “risky bets” on derivatives, but were instead due to a bad credit decision, ie the judgement that AIG would make good on its covering obligations. And as far as I know, no one is proposing that banks be disallowed from making credit decisions in order to protect taxpayers from such risk.
Now, the AIG situation does point to an area of the various derivatives markets that does deserve some attention. Would the banks’ judgement of AIG as a worthy credit have been the same had they known the extent of the risks that AIG was insuring against? Or, would AIG themselves have insured so much risk if they were required to post hard capital as margin/collateral against potential losses (over and above simple mark-to-market collateral) on the risks they were insuring? These are worthy questions, and areas where sensible regulation might prove beneficial. But the conventional portrayal of “risky bets” on derivatives as the cause of bank losses necessitating a bank bailout is both wrong and is spawning monstrous regulations that will do little more than make banks less profitable than they otherwise would be, and hence more likely to fail.
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Vital Statistics:
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Last |
Change |
Percent |
|
|
S&P Futures |
1319.6 |
-2.8 |
-0.21% |
|
Eurostoxx Index |
2140.4 |
-35.0 |
-1.61% |
|
Oil (WTI) |
93.04 |
0.2 |
0.25% |
|
LIBOR |
0.467 |
0.000 |
0.00% |
|
US Dollar Index (DXY) |
81.59 |
0.218 |
0.27% |
|
10 Year Govt Bond Yield |
1.76% |
0.00% |
|
|
RPX Composite Real Estate Index |
175.6 |
0.1 |
|
Markets are lower this morning on a report in the Spanish press that Moody’s will downgrade the Spanish banks today and the continuing stand-off between the ECB and the Greek banks. The Spanish IBEX stock exchange is down 24% for the year and is at 9 year lows. Despite the headlines, Euro sovereign yields are flat / lower.
Initial Jobless claims came it at 370k, in line with expectations and we have good earnings from Wal-Mart and Sears. Later today, we will get Philly Fed. Bonds and MBS are up slightly.
Facebook prices tonight and should start trading tomorrow. Barry Ritholtz weighs in. David Einhorn took aim at AMZN at the Ira Sohn conference. His comments could have come from a Alan Abelson column in 1999. I expect to hear a lot of the same “you don’t get it” arguments on FB that we heard on AMZN back then.
The minutes of the April FOMC meeting were released yesterday afternoon. They note the possibility of “taxmageddon” – the expiration of the Bush tax cuts – as a sizeable risk to the economy. While they note the size of the shadow inventory and tight lending standards, they believe real estate prices have stabilized. Overall, there seem to be no major changes in this statement – the Fed remains open to QEIII should economic conditions warrant.
Ellie Mae released their latest Origination Insight Report. Ellie Mae provides loan processing software and handles about 20% of US mortgage loan origination. Typical profile of a denied loan? 702 FICO / 87 LTV / DTI 28/43. Talk about a tight mortgage market.
The problem with having a London Whale is that you have thousands of Ahabs shooting harpoons at you once you disclose you are in trouble with an oversized position. Dealbook is estimating that JP Morgan’s trading losses have increased from $2 billion to $3 billion in the last 4 days as every wise-guy hedge fund manager that missed the initial trade puts it on.
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