Good morning, everyone! I apologize for being absent for solong. Currently, am still job-hunting,and not focused much on politics at all. I miss it! I miss y’all! Even QB.
Kevin and Michi: Thank you for contacting me. You have no idea how good it feels! I am stuck here in Manassas, and don’t darego out anywhere to spend anything. Won’teven go the pool hall, damnit!
All of which leads me to the following:
The job market has changed so much in justa few years, literally! It is drastically different from what it was just 10years ago, and at THAT time, it didn’t have much in common with the way that Iwas taught to job hunt waaaaay back in the 80’s. Now it feels like I am on aroller coaster ride taking the long way around to the Black Hole of Resumes.
It used to be that with some good oldpavement pounding, you could find a job. In the mid-90’s, I took the yellow pages, and just started cold-callingevery business that had an interesting name. I found a job in a week. I usedthe Sunday newspaper (you know, actual PAPER?)
Today, I go to Careerbuilder andMonster. I’m trying to figure out LinkedIn. Gadblummit, I am NOT going to signup to Facebook! Enough already!! Besides, I have NO CLUE where any pictures ofme are. I have nothing to post. I’m looking for employment, ‘k? I don’t wanta date. Unless they’re paying for everything.
So where am I going with this? Why does this rant belong here, on this blog?Well.
In job-hunting today, on one hand, you areexpected to hand out all kinds of information about yourself to the generalpublic, in sites such as LinkedIn and FB.
On the other hand, be very carefulregarding identity theft, and pick your friends carefully, as some employersnow routinely run searches on social networks and Google about you before theyhire, and they check your friends as well.
It is these searches that are the cause ofmy ire. I am looking for a job, youknow, that stuff that you do all day in order to collect a paycheck? I am not looking to date you. It really isn’t your business that my brotherhas mental issues. They don’t affect MYjob! It isn’t your business that myex-fiancee is still my friend, and that his daughter had a baby out of wedlock(how quaint!) a month ago. It isn’t your business that my old friend fromcollege, that I haven’t seen for 10 years, may have a drinking problem. He lives in Atlanta. I am looking for a job in the DC area. Yes, I play pool. I love to play pool! What does that have todo with fixing workstations? If you wantme to dedicate every waking hour to YOU, Pay me!
And now we move on to finances. Don’t you think, that if I am job-hunting,that I then may have a cash-flow issue? Isn’t that part of the whole situation that I am job-hunting to get outof? Steady paychecks have a way of clearing those things up pretty quick. So, why are you denying me a job because Ihave been slow paying a couple bills? Doyou really think that I am going to pay them faster now?
All of the above though, is just theinsult to the injury. The injury:
I found your job listing. I went to your website, I spent an hourfilling out an application with all the same info as the resume that yourequested I upload/cut’n’paste, I spent another 30 minutes browsing your site,and running searches on you. Theresponse from you? Nothing. Black Hole. Nothing.
Oh, I might get one that says, “We gotyour resume.” That’s it. No other follow up. (more on this in a bit).
What happened to etiquette and manners? Afterspending all of that time, I expect a response. Something that says “Thank you for applying, position is filled”, or theone that says “Thank you for applying, we are not accepting apps now”. You can’t be bothered for a little courtesywhen your job description clearly stated that “Friendly and prompt customerservice is a must”?
Or, if you are going to send a cannedresponse like “We got your resume”, do you mind following up on that? I have responded to a job ad where thedescription also stated “track issues and follow up on all tickets promptly”. Obviously, you need to hire me, because I neverhear from you again.
Worse. You apply to a position, and amonth later, and two months later, the SAME JOB IS STILL BEING ADVERTISED. Youknow what? They were just fishing. Trying to compare salary requirements, is all. They have no job. Theynever did. Arseholes.
So, we have rudeness inside the workplace,and outside the workplace, and in our politics, and in our blogs. Is it anywonder there is such random violence, or that there is protesting going on?Really?
Ok. My rant is done.
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