Bits and Pieces (Jumping in on Kevin’s Turf on a Friday Night)

I have no idea if this is actually a true story, but this ones for Mr Troll McWingnut:

Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of  Kingsville, TX. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville.  The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off.        

Just then a deafening roar over the mesquite treetops on Hwy 77 revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near its Naval Air home base location in Kingsville Tx.

Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Naval Base Commander in Kingsville for shutting down his radar equipment.

The reply came back in true USMC style:

Thank you for your letter …

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.   Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment’s location.   Fortunately, the Marine pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77 So. of Kingsville.

The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.  And, Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar.   It appears the filling is loose.  Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

Semper Fi!


I couldn’t get the link to format correctly, but ashotinthedark wanted to make sure that everyone knew about this:


More Vegetables Evolving Chocolate-Sauce-Filled Centers As Evolutionary Imperative
NOVEMBER 18, 2011 | ISSUE 47•46

AMES, IA—Leading agriculturalists reported Wednesday that many vegetables, including carrots, eggplants, and zucchini are evolving rich, creamy chocolate centers in order to ensure their survival as a species. “A crop must adapt to changes in the food-consumption environment and develop traits that encourage the plant’s cultivation and consumption,” said Professor Gavin Tibald of Iowa State University, showing off a recently discovered variety of beet that releases carbonated sugar water when its skin is pierced. “If a species doesn’t entice farmers and consumers with an ooey, gooey goodness, it will die off and be replaced by a plant that does.” A similar phenomenon was observed last year when Danish fishermen discovered a species of scallop that appeared to have perpetuated itself by growing a thick layer of bacon around its body.


Best wishes to you and Mrs. Ashot for a quick and easy delivery of the newest ashot this weekend!

— Michigoose

Michigan Miscellanea….Illiteration is Lame

This item is a week or so old, but Michigan’s Senate recently passed an Anti-Bullying law that requires schools to pass rules and policies to protect students from bullying….well most bullying at least.

Democrats have been trying to pass an anti-bullying bill for years but were always thwarted by Republicans, leaving Michigan as one of 3 states without such a laws. Why would Michigan Republicans oppose such a bill? Government intrusion perhaps? Nope, it was fear of the big, bad homosexual agenda that fueled opposition. In the decade Republicans have opposed the anti-bullying bill, at least 10 homosexual students committed suicide.

The controversial portion of the bill is the following: “This section does not prohibit a statement of a sincerely held religious belief or moral conviction of a school employee, school volunteer, pupil, or a pupil & parent or guardian.”

I suppose one could argue that the exception created by this language was aimed at making sure the bill complied with the First Amendment, but if that was the reason for the exclusion I would think political belief would have been added rather than just addressing religious beliefs and moral convictions.

The bill has been heavily criticized by the media and Democrats in Michigan. Stephen Colbert had a pretty funny and on point take on the bill, too.
By the way, keep an eye on Gretchen Whitmer who appears in the video in the second link. She is the Senate Minority Leader here in Michigan and will probaby be making a run at Governor or Congress in the next few years. She was also named one of the World’s Hottest Politicians a few years ago by Maxim.


The other big controversy in Michigan surrounds a bill which would change Michigan’s No Fault Car insurance law. To summarize, the bill would put a cap on how much insurance companies could end up paying at which point payment would come from Medicaid, Medicare or private insurance. I had also heard that the reimbursement amounts paid by insurers would also become tied to Medicaid amounts, but I can’t find a good article discussing that aspect of the bill at the moment. Anyway, assuming that is part of the bill, it would reduce revenue for hospitals and physicians while increasing profits for insurance companies. If catastrophically injured payments exceeded the cap, the government would likely end up on the hook for the medical care through Medicare or Medicaid.

One of the problems with the proposed reform (which has stalled) is that insurers are already protected from having to pay millions of dollars in medical benefits to injured victims since after $500,000, benefits are paid by a catastrophic claims fund. The money for that fund comes from, at least in part, assessments on consumers. If the insurers also contribute to that fund, then I can see how the cap would save them money, if not I don’t see where their costs are reduced. Obviously, their profits would be increased if they continued to charge the assessment. I also wonder what would happen with the $12.9 billion dollar fund if this law passes? Would I get a check?

Aligning payment with Medicaid payment would definitely save the insurers. This brings us to people’s biggest problem with the bill. There is no guarantee the insruance companies would pass this savings on to consumers nor is their a guarantee that they would end the assessment that has thus far funded the catastophic injury fund. Absent such a promise, this would simply be a giant giveaway to the insurance company while pushing costs to the Medicare and Medicaid and further reducing income to hospitals and doctors. Elections matter, people.

Morning Report

Vital Statistics:

Last Change Percent
S&P Futures 1222.8 8 0.66%
Eurostoxx Index 2250.2 7.420 0.33%
Oil (WTI) 99.87 1.050 1.06%
US Dollar Index (DXY) 77.748 -0.533 -0.68%
10 Year Govt Bond Yield 2.01% 0.05%

Markets are rebounding after the pummeling of the last two days. Italian and Spanish sovereign yields are slightly tighter this morning, and a number of banks are raising their 4Q GDP estimates. This has been the underlying story – the US economy is on the mend, but European headlines dominate the markets. If the US banks are taking up their GDP estimates, then analysts will be taking up their earnings estimates. The S&P 500 is trading at 11.8x forward earnings, which is a multiple last seen in the early 80s. Right before the bull market of a generation. I am not saying the secular bear market which began in 2000 is over, but it is getting long in the tooth, and the pieces are setting up for a new secular bull market, probably in the next few years.

Apologies for no report yesterday – was in the city all day yesterday.

Edit: Update 10:00 am – Leading Economic Indicators came in at .9%, higher than the .6% expected and close to the 2011 highs in March.

2 Diasporas

Courtesy of The Economist.

The Age of Reason

Julia Sweeney on the Age of Reason, from her one-woman show “Letting Go of God”.

“This meant I was a Libra?”

Includes a cute story about getting pitched on Mormonism by two Mormon missionaries.